Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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