Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm both gender and math confused
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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