i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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