My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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