If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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