Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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