Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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