what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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