in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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