Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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