Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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