so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
