i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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