hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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