No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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