Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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