On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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