He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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