So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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