Got a toothbrush?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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