who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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