Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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