you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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