he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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