it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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