I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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