This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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