Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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