do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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