Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm both gender and math confused
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
