Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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