Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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