we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
All the doctor said was why
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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