i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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