Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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