I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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