Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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