Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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