Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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