I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think I won the penis lottery.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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