She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
40s are totally the cure
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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