What a fucking waste of an outfit
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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