Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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