your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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