so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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