how can u be prego again
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
So. Much. Porn.
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