I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So many bounce houses so little time
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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