protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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