with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
How's work?
Spinning.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
