Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Everything about him screamed your future.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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