her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
