Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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