So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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