that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Less talking, more tequila
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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